American People: muslim countries are so awful to women they need to treat them better

American People: Women ask to get raped

American People: Girls need to cover themselves they're a distraction to boys

American People: Women shouldn't be able to get abortions

American People: Why should women get birth control they shouldn't have sex anyway

American People: We have such great equality God bless


parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

(Source: flygoing, via doeeyedpdsmessiah)


nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via obi-girl)



Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

as a native new yorker and a human being who has to go in and out of the city every day and is constantly bewildered by the fact the people continue to do stupid things

thanks for this!

(Source: jessehimself, via obi-girl)